my mother

I kinda resent my mother C.J.. At times she is quite cool, but then last week she just disgusted me... I begged her years of training writing an essay about friendship on the African subcontinent, but then she screamed:

"No kidding?! If I hear another thing about the African subcontinent I'm going to shoot somebody!"

At first I started bitching "SHUT UP!" but just now I just subsided and began sobbing. After all, she *is* my mother and she kinda loves me...